My "fat sack"

Well, I ended up going to the doctor yesterday for my "fat sack"... and as I feared, he told me that it was just a sack of fat. The doctor was very careful in telling me this. He said, "This is just your normal anatomy... what you are feeling is just normal bone structure." I said, "But, nobody else I know has this swollen area there." And I could tell that he was hesitant to say what he said next, "I am not saying that you are fat, but this just happens to be a spot on your body where you have a tendency to store fat." I guess it could be worse. I could have a "fat sack" on my neck or somewhere else visible to the world. And the lower back pain he attributed to carrying around my 30 lb. child. DUH.

I blame this all on Danyel. I have had this "fat sack" (as we have termed it) for as long as I can remember and have never thought anything about it, but he freaked me out about it by pointing it out and saying that it looked more swollen than usual. Then, I started to worry that maybe it wasn't normal and that it could be a cyst or tumor that was getting larger. But, instead, it turns out that I am just getting fatter. Again, DUH.